Spoiling Wishes

It's a simple enough game.

One person makes a wish. The next person grants it, but at the price of some kind of horrible side effect. Then that person makes a wish.

For example:-
Person 1: I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate.
Person 2: Wish granted. Everything you touch turns to chocolate. That includes clothes, people, the ground you walk on, etc.
I wish I could fly.

Person 3 then goes on to spoil that wish...

Right. Here we go.

I wish duct tape really could fix everything.

Wish granted. Now everything is actually only fixed by duct tape. Loose cables, torn clothing, cracks in the ceiling.

I wish I was a cat.

Granted. Your owner's name is Schrödinger.

I wish I had a squirt gun.

Granted.
But it can only squirt acid.

I wish I had a Crow.